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#21
Posted 24 October 2006 - 08:58 AM
- Doobie smokin' hooligan.
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The other picture is missing. I dont get it.
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#22
Posted 27 October 2006 - 07:17 PM
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"Are you from heaven? because i have an erection".
#23
Posted 30 October 2006 - 04:28 PM
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http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9387/truck6yf3.jpg
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/1980/truck7ap2.jpg
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/212/truck8ba8.jpg
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/4460/truck9ky9.jpg
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#24
Posted 30 October 2006 - 04:38 PM
- Super Duper Badass
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that's cool blue.
Guess what?
CHICKEN BUTT...WTFPWNED
Guess what?
CHICKEN BUTT...WTFPWNED
#25
Posted 30 October 2006 - 05:16 PM
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if i saw that truck in a parking lot, i would have to vandalize it
#26
Posted 30 October 2006 - 06:47 PM
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wow that is extremely well done. it should be in a museum.
#27
Posted 30 October 2006 - 07:02 PM
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No kidding. Here are some more I found.
http://www.fastcoolc...ro-Truck-08.jpg
http://www.fastcoolc...herostruck5.jpg
What's I would give to see this is real life.
http://www.fastcoolc...ro-Truck-08.jpg
http://www.fastcoolc...herostruck5.jpg
What's I would give to see this is real life.
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#28
Posted 30 October 2006 - 07:07 PM
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i am amazed 
#29
Posted 31 October 2006 - 06:28 PM
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*warning, bad joke imminent*
two wiggers jump off a cliff...who wins?
society
D:
two wiggers jump off a cliff...who wins?
society
D:
This post has been edited by eLiXeRbOi: 31 October 2006 - 07:24 PM
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I helped my uncle Jack off the horse and
I helped my uncle jack off the horse.
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#30
Posted 31 October 2006 - 06:53 PM
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hehehehe, i liked the second one (elix's)
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#31
Posted 31 October 2006 - 07:06 PM
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Please refrain from racist jokes on the forums. You all know we don't tolerate racism. Substituting two 9's for g's doesn't change the meaning. eLiX, yours is borderline (the first one), please don't push it further.
Consider this a warning.
Consider this a warning.
"Damn all. What deuce? Victory Stewie's." - Family Guy
#32
Posted 31 October 2006 - 07:24 PM
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hah alrite, i'll just take it out
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I helped my uncle jack off the horse.
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I helped my uncle jack off the horse.
#33
Posted 01 November 2006 - 08:39 AM
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Still good. =D
"Is yours an honest lament? ... Most are not, you know. Most self-imposed burdens are founded on misperceptions. We - at least we of sincere character - always judge ourselves by stricter standards than we expect others to abide by. It is a curse, I suppose, or a blessing, depending on how one views it...Take it as a blessing, my friend, an inner calling that forces you to strive to unattainable heights."
- R.A. Salvatore
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#34
Posted 02 November 2006 - 08:47 PM
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a blond a brunette and a red head were smoking cigs.
The blond had camels, red head had marboros, and the brunette had synomas.
It started to rain so the red head and brunette pull out a condom and put it on their cigs.
The blond says "what are you doing"
and they said "we are saving it for later"
So the blond goes to the nearest store and asks for a condom.
The clerk says what size? small, medium, or large?"
She said "I don't know - one to fit a camel"
The blond had camels, red head had marboros, and the brunette had synomas.
It started to rain so the red head and brunette pull out a condom and put it on their cigs.
The blond says "what are you doing"
and they said "we are saving it for later"
So the blond goes to the nearest store and asks for a condom.
The clerk says what size? small, medium, or large?"
She said "I don't know - one to fit a camel"
#35
Posted 02 November 2006 - 09:20 PM
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A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage. Of course, he is hauled off immediately for interrogation.
"I don't understand it!" the interrogating officer exclaims. "You're an accomplished professional, a caring family man, a pillar of your parish - and now you want to destroy that all by blowing up an airplane!"
"Sorry", the professor interrupts him. "I had never intended to blow up the plane."
"So, for what reason else did you try to bring a bomb on board?!"
"Let me explain. Statistics shows that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. That's quite high if you think about it - so high that I wouldn't have any peace of mind on a flight."
"And what does this have to do with you bringing a bomb on board of a plane?"
"You see, since the probability of one bomb being on my plane is 1/1000, the chance that there are two bombs is 1/1000000. If I already bring one, the chance of another bomb being around is actually 1/1000000, and I am much safer..."
"I don't understand it!" the interrogating officer exclaims. "You're an accomplished professional, a caring family man, a pillar of your parish - and now you want to destroy that all by blowing up an airplane!"
"Sorry", the professor interrupts him. "I had never intended to blow up the plane."
"So, for what reason else did you try to bring a bomb on board?!"
"Let me explain. Statistics shows that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. That's quite high if you think about it - so high that I wouldn't have any peace of mind on a flight."
"And what does this have to do with you bringing a bomb on board of a plane?"
"You see, since the probability of one bomb being on my plane is 1/1000, the chance that there are two bombs is 1/1000000. If I already bring one, the chance of another bomb being around is actually 1/1000000, and I am much safer..."
"Is yours an honest lament? ... Most are not, you know. Most self-imposed burdens are founded on misperceptions. We - at least we of sincere character - always judge ourselves by stricter standards than we expect others to abide by. It is a curse, I suppose, or a blessing, depending on how one views it...Take it as a blessing, my friend, an inner calling that forces you to strive to unattainable heights."
- R.A. Salvatore
- R.A. Salvatore
#36
Posted 02 November 2006 - 09:33 PM
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rofl...
fafrf i apologize
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#37
Posted 02 November 2006 - 09:50 PM
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anyone hear what kerry said about the troops in iraq?
http://www.scrippsnews.com/node/15799
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework,
and you make an effort to be smart, you do well. If you don't you get stuck in Iraq."
http://www.scrippsnews.com/node/15799
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework,
and you make an effort to be smart, you do well. If you don't you get stuck in Iraq."
This post has been edited by eLiXeRbOi: 02 November 2006 - 09:50 PM
DISCLAIMER: The preceding post was typed by a sociologically dissident individual
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I helped my uncle Jack off the horse and
I helped my uncle jack off the horse.
and therefore may contain high levels of eccentricity or nonconformist material that could be otherwise termed 'genius'.
Capitalization is the difference between
I helped my uncle Jack off the horse and
I helped my uncle jack off the horse.
#38
Posted 03 November 2006 - 04:16 AM
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eLiXeRbOi, on Nov 2 2006, 09:50 PM, said:
anyone hear what kerry said about the troops in iraq?
http://www.scrippsnews.com/node/15799
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework,
and you make an effort to be smart, you do well. If you don't you get stuck in Iraq."
http://www.scrippsnews.com/node/15799
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework,
and you make an effort to be smart, you do well. If you don't you get stuck in Iraq."
That is good stuff.
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#39
Posted 03 November 2006 - 04:55 AM
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You wanna know how bad Kerry is?
The race for pres 2 years ago shoulda been like finding a normal person to compete in the special olympics for the Dems.
The race for pres 2 years ago shoulda been like finding a normal person to compete in the special olympics for the Dems.
This post has been edited by Trogdor: 03 November 2006 - 04:56 AM
#40
Posted 03 November 2006 - 05:02 AM
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lol, did anyone hear what kerry said after that? he was like, i apologize to nothing. i wasnt insulting our troops intelligence, i was merely commenting on the stupidity of the presidents plan
or something like that, i had a good laugh
or something like that, i had a good laugh
